IN TOUCH WITH MY MASCULINITY

Tuesday, 21 NOV 2006
Guess what? Bet you'll never guess........dang that was quick. Yes I woke up Rebecca early for unlimited tea, chatting, and a leisurely breakfast. We blogged a little bit, then went to work. We had to get our shift in on the beach....the boss might get mad if we called in sick or only spent six hours instead of the obligatory/required eight. We are really becoming creatures of habit now, tea, beach, lunch of banana shakes and tuna baguette sandwiches. Then off to the Garlic resturant for more yummy foood and the delictable poaced banan's in cocnut milk. We certainly could (have gotten) used to this, but we notice that Grandma is not cooking tonight. The food is good but not quite Grandma's...... Then a funny thing happened on the way to the resort.
I have been looking for a teapot for a couple years now, and have finally found THE SHAWN SIZED ONE!!!!! think it could hold enough hot water for all the tea I want to drink..........MAYBE! We all know how competitive I am........and thats not even the funny thing........I was so happy to see they actually make a teapot MY size, that my reasoning skills were weakened.........and Rebecca POUNCED!!!!!!!!
So guess what came out of her mouth????? No better yet guess what I agree to do for the first time in my life?
No not that!!!!!!!!
She sees my weaked resolve and the lovely airconditioned massage parlour choke a block full of women, and says "You want to get a pedicure?" Now who am I to turn down sitting in an air conditioned room ful of women, being pampered by women. NOT ME thats for sure. I may look dumb......but not that STUPID. So I agree. We had to set apart from each other as there was only two seats left in the entite place. She asks if I want to sit in bewteen all the twenty somethings or on the end by myself. Which do you think I chose??????? Once again I may look dumb , but I am not that STUPID!!!!!! I opt for smack dab in the middle of 7 women. I know this was a good choice as EVERY twenty something guy that walks by the large picture window and sees me, in a room full of women ponts and motions to all his buddies. Rebecca chuckles as I say "They are just secretly jealous, and wish they had thought of this themselves" ........much better than being one of many in the bar.
Back to the pedicure, I must admit it is very nice being pampered by a couple women in a room full of women. Not to mention that all the sand and salt water wreaked havouc on my feet and nails..........am I really saying this???? But hey it felt GREAT, and take it from me someone who has the worst ANTI FOOT fetish there is.......and Rebecca can attest to this! But still the Thai lady looked at my feet perplexed, as they are quite large and said, "Oh you cost more, foot so big" ....then they laughed for about ten minutes and coined me "Mr Bigfeet" .....of course I am never one to lose and oppurtunity at a joke, no matter how cliche nor obvious, so I says "you know what they say about guys with large feet?"....They all laugh!!!! And the LadyBoy says a few comments in Thai that make all the workers laugh uproariously!!!!! So the women doing my left foot, grabs it by the big toe between her two fingers and spanks my heel with the other......all the while saying "BAD BOY"!!!!!!!! Hey I just meant under a BIG beautiful building they put a BIG foundation, not a cheap small one so it will topple over right????????